It's BOGO bitches!

Mkay...I'm going to share something of a highly personal nature with ya'll, my loyal inawordfab readers. *Deep breath* My name is Elle, and I'm a Payless shopper. Yes! I have moved past denial and into acceptance! Payless and I are BFF's from way back. I even have a pair from the Starlet Jones line. Shameful, I know. But if Payless continues to do designer collaborations like the current Fall 2007 Abaete line...it's going to get ugly. Some gems from the collection: Fabulously glam platform pumps that are perfect for fall: just add tights and a pencil skirt. Flavin Platforms $25.00 I love dominatrix-style no-nonsense get-em girl shoes for work. They make me feel unstoppable. These fit the bill! Deborah Wedge $25.00 Two boots for the price of one! Just unzip the upper shaft for a below-the-knee riding boot, or keep it on for an above-the-knee hooker boot. HOT! Capri Zip Boot $70.00 Get thee to a Payless at once! Dark glasses optional.