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 This article via CNN.com just scared the bejesus out of me: Teens Seek Luxury Items for Back-to-School Wardrobes So basically, we're all doomed. Now more than ever, teens and tweens covet the same luxurious handbags, sunglasses and jeans as their older fashionista counterparts. This is really not suprising, what with "Laguna," "The Hills" and "My Super Sweet Sixteen" taking teen excess to outlandish levels. But it's only going to get worse, good people! I am so scared for my kids. I mean they are truly going to learn from the worst. By the time I 1) convince myself to have kids 2) get around to saving up for the required post-push lift and tuck, and 3) cry for a couple of months to mourn the end of my life as I know it things are going to be out of control! I can totally picture my son's first words being, "Burberry bitch!" This will be his 8th grade year book pic:  Seriously! Just picture him a couple shades darker and a million shades gayer. Photo: Jupiter Images |
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Please Save the Babies
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4 cupcakes had this to say:
well because you're my favorite cousin, i must be truthful with you...you are right. your kid would be a hot, designer M-E-S-S!!! LOL!! but my baby can babysit your baby and show him how to sashay shante!!!!
Girl, I know! I was thinking the other day do I really have to drink the kool-aid and have kids! I'm scurred!
Also especially after the distinct pleasure of teaching middle school children, I really am apprehensive about having children! Do you realize that the centers in their brains that control logic are not fully developed at that age! 13 year olds are certifiablly crazy!
and now they want PRADA! I'm sorry you really hit a nerve with this post!
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