Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Welcome to my personal fashion hell

CRUGGS?!?! Mother-effing CRUGGS!?!? In the name of Lil Mama* WHY? Seriously, who's bright idea was it to put together the two fugliest shoes on the planet, Crocs and Uggs, dye them a vomit-inducing shade of pepto-pink, accent them with nappy lambs wool and call it a winter boot?! Oh horror of horrors Halloween hath cometh early! I would rather be strapped to a chair and forced to watch alternating episodes of Tyler Perry's "House of Payne" and Flavor Flav's "Under One Roof" while Sarah Palin whispers "maverick" over and over again in my ear in a world with no candy corn than to place one painted pinky toe in these atrociously atrocious crimes against fashion. I can't. Please excuse me while I shed a million tears.

*Hey F.U. boo!

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1 cupcakes had this to say:

F.U. said...

Only in the name of Lil Mama! But ACTUALLY, I'm neva hatin on Crocs, Uggs or Fuggs eva again. Yes, I hate Crocs and no they should never be combined with Uggs and dyed a pepto-pink or any color for that matter. BUT as a commuter, and for those of ya'll who don't know shit about runnin for trains and tryna get where you gotta get in all kinds a weather, and tryna be comfortable, you gotta do whatchu gotta do.

So I say, wear your Cruggs, Crocs, Uggs and Fuggs to church, to work, or on a date. If the mood fits, rock dem shits.

Luh u, bye!

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