Fashion Hell: Bowling Shoes

I spent a little time in my own private fashion hell this weekend. Yes, your girl, Elle, was forced to wear...bowling shoes. On my size 10's! It was really quite painful. I don't tend to wear sneakers unless of course I'm exercising, and I certainly don't make a habit of wearing orthopedic clown shoes. Thank God I had on a hat, but I really wanted to whip out my dark sunglasses. I think I'm traumatized...it will be a while before I can venture back into a bowling alley. Now the bar inside the bowling alley is a different story. Anywhere they're serving $3 vodka and tonics, I'll be there with bells.